Zara
Tacky prints that look like bacteria has been incubating in a petrie dish for months. Look at the models, they look embarrassed to be wearing that nonsense.
Uh oh, here comes the hammer. It's a return to the big pants of the 90's except this crap wan't cute then and it's not cute now. I uinderstand that these models are probable anorexic and these pants probably fit different on us normal sized people, but come on...this is ridiculous. The only place I would possibly wear this to is a clueless reunion or a pearl jam concert.
Culottes? This is the 7th circle of hell. Even on these models this isn't flattering.
Express
That stupid button down skirt, bell sleeves and now we bringing poncho's back? Ponchos...I miss the peplum top right about now. This is really really ugly and not in a it's so ugly it's fashionable way. It's just tacky.
Topshop
I can't even keep a straight face here. All I see is bad tittage and shame.
Proof that Jesus died in vain...these prints just prompt the gag reflex and the fact that the charge money is just an insult. These are just seizure inducing prints. Look at the models faces...they are in on the joke!
It's the attack of the hideous shoe club!
Nasty Gal
I hate how they turned denim into this hodge podge mess that looks a hot mess. They made supermodels into holiday heart and it's not cool. That long skirt on the left is basically just a skirt that a pentecostal christian abandoned at the thrift store and was unbuttoned up to the vajajay with a tank top rolled up. And this "pirate chic" look isn't cool or cute. This makes me want to deny same sex marriage licenses for my own personal reasons...
Funny how the fashion industry gives us shit and calls it sugar. Happy Fall!
